Yes, this is my eye! Yesterday was one of the biggest Valentine’s Days in many years: Tim O’Leary, one of my best friends, got engaged to Ashley Cogswell; the Boston Celtics snapped an 18 game losing streak by beating the Milwaukee Bucks; and the first snowstorm of the year descended upon our fair city. Romance […]
Has it really been 16 months since my last posting? Have I really disappeared from the world of ridiculous shared information since then? Has nothing happened in the world of Big Baller Woolf? Clearly, the answer is that over the past 16 months I have been balling so far out of control that I have […]
“Confidence is all it takes to be a baller.” Dear Director of Sales and Marketing, I would like to share with you the profound effect Axe Body Spray has had on my life as well as my Ultimate Frisbee team, Metal Ultimate based in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Axe-Down (v.) To spray an excessive quantity of Axe […]
“Relax and let go, everything always works out…” Imagine coordinating the successful navigation of this epic night to be… The house is already full. The parking garage is packed to the gills. The excitement begins 11:00am when wedding guests begin arriving to pick up a shuttle at 1:30pm. Unfortunately, their rooms will not be ready […]
“The Onus is on us to create the Opus…” As children we are taught to believe that we have the power to change the world; we will grow up to be our heroes and, in turn, we will become heroes for the next generation. Idealism reigns supreme because living is simply being. Yet, as we […]
“Nothing happens unless first a dream.” The Plan: Funded by heavy corporate sponsorship and armed to the teeth with brand name equipment, we will embark upon a six-month expedition to experience major worldwide gatherings of individuals that simply know how to BE. From The Midsummer Night’s Dream Party in Cali and Ibiza in Spain to […]
“If I create the background, the foreground will create itself.” Ideal Job Description We are looking for an individual who is motivated to provoke creative change in the world by developing systems that will constantly adapt in order to fit the shifting global paradigm. The pace of business is moving so rapidly due to global […]
In honor of the original Big Baller Woolf, I would like to reveal an important life lesson that was bestowed upon me at a ripe young age: “Ya ain’t seen tit, ’til ya seen nipple!